I ate Mom’s new nametag. Maybe she won’t go back to work.
This is Onyx, the klepto kitty.
“I steal the baby’s bottle and usually chew the tip off! 🙁 This has happened AT LEAST 4 times! Not ashamed and Not sorry!”
Disclaimer: no parts were ingested during the shenanigans! Mom found all pieces during each incident and was not happy about it. Neither was the baby.
Jake ate Dora
Four months ago we rescued a “border collie mix.” DNA came in yesterday. She’s 50% miniature poodle, 25% Pekingese, and 25% other varieties, NONE OF WHICH ARE A BORDER COLLIE! She’s a MINIATRUE PEKINOODLE!
I’m a sock thief! (Socks pulled from his “secret” stash)
Bad dog but still loved.
My dog is not allowed on the second floor of our house, so I was suspicious when I heard her sneaking down the steps. I ran upstairs to find the remains of my daughter’s science experiment. The dog ate the control cupcakes and two covered in dish soap. Ugh!
Cleo the foxhound gets chased around the house by the Echo the tortoise. Echo’s shameful secret is that she eats earplugs and then poops them out whole.
I like to look in all the neighbor’s windows and bark at them while they are watching television. My mom says we have to move now.
Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.