I opened the fridge, broke into the crisper drawer and ate all of momma’s bologna & cheese
Roxy likes to chase squirrels and hop the fence while doing so, but always forgets her skills when she’s done and wants back into the yard. She also likes to hop over and greet the mail carrier or UPS delivery person…
I throw toys to myself and end up through the wall in the process
“You mowed the lawn the day after St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I was supposed to roll around to become green! Love Rocco.”
Hi, my name is Ranger. I am one year old and tall for my age. It is not my fault that when I stand straight up I can reach anything left on the countertops. Oh and by the way, I LOVE cheese! While enjoying a block of Tillmook Mild Cheddar, I was busted by my Mom.
If I can’t solve the Rubix cube, no one can…
“I just ate an entire block of cream cheese.”
“(I am lactose intolerant)”
A new puppy leads to new temptations! Our 11 year old Pug, Mocha is always lurking during feeding time!
I knew i was asking for trouble when the trash can didn’t close all the way when i left for work…. My Callie-monster attacks again.
The sign says “Mom, why aren’t you happy? I left the toilet paper alone. -Callie (You said nothing about the trash.)”
I like baby food.