I put my ball under the couch ON PURPOSE then dig for it like a maniac. I have ruined BOTH couches!
I dropped a Baklava recipe out of my moms recipe book and Maggie scooped it up before I noticed it. I found her with pieces of the recipe hanging out of her mouth. It took me an hour to tape all the pieces back together. Unfortunately we don’t know what temperature to bake the Baklava at because Maggie ate the piece of the recipe with that information on it!
Josie likes to shred wet baby diapers when we aren’t home. She even learned how to open our last diaper pail.
Will Do Tricks For Food.
The dog really did eat the homework.
I’m a weenie! I’m scared of everything so I hide in the tub. In order to shower, (alone) my people have to lock me out
I pooped on another dog at the dog park. Hey, I was just marking her as mine. My owner had to clean her up.
Oscar the dachshund will obsessively lick the floor for hours on end, even though it’s perfectly clean and nothing has been spilled on it
“Oops, I did it again!”
He’s got a thing for doormats.
I retrieve the toy, but I won’t give it back…ever!!