I have never had an accident.. until mom got new white carpeting.
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
If a stranger tries to pick me up I will pee or poop down the front of their shirt. I have no shame!
“I pooped at the train-station during rush-hour” Brutus just loved watching me trying to get the poop of the floor!
My name is Walter.
I pooped in the hardware store.
We are not welcome there anymore.
I skid my butt across the floor of the elevator when there are lots of other people in it.
I did a sneaky second poop whilst my mum was not looking…and got her fined £50!!!
Editor’s note: Oh dear do I know this feel! With two dogs, it’s even worse. Let me know when you’ve had to reopen a tied up poop bag to try and pick up more poop. Twice. Oh the smell!!
Editor’s note: DJ Roomba failure.
I HATE JOGGING SO I MAKE SURE TO HAVE A NICE POOP READY BEFORE WE GET TOO FAR FROM HOME. (MOM WONT RUN HOLDING A BAG OF POO)
I’m not even mad… that’s amazing.