Dog Shaming

Just Peachy

In just three weeks, Max has already given us our own 18-hole golf course and mini-Grand Canyon. Then he took up gardening. Good thing his dad works in Disaster Management.

What a crummy thief

I was busted eating cat poop because mom and dad found the crumbs on the sofa.

While Mom was cleaning elsewhere…..

While Mom was cleaning in another room, I decided to help empty the trash…. all over the family room, kitchen and living room. It was yummy…. and I’ll do it again.

On a beautiful Spring day Summer was left outside while the family was away. She didn’t appreciate the nice weather and tried to eat her way into the house. Given a bit longer she may have been successful as she made it to the foam interior of the door. The previous rust damage from her scratching probably assisted her efforts. A few days later she was mysteriously ill. While X-rays didn’t show blockage, I have to believe the vomiting episode and subsequent need for IV fluids may have been the result of undigested rust. Other than the shaved legs, she has no lasting effects of her adventure. The door on the other hand needs much attention.

But i’m supposed to be the baby!

I steal pacifiers.

Coyote Ugly

Won’t stop chewing? Get the cone of shame.

Worst Fur-Niece Ever

My 6 year old golden retriever Gretl is a wonderfully sweet and well-trained dog…except when she visits my sister. Gretl hates her rug and is so good at sneaking off to poop on it, we won’t realize what’s happened until hours later.

(I’m hoping if my sister sees Gretl being dogshamed that she will forgive me for Gretl’s “presents”. Fingers crossed!! )