1. They love arts and crafts.

2. They do things that are so disgusting we can’t even tell our closest friends about.

3. They don’t listen. AT ALL. EVER.

4. They think they’re responsible enough to have their own pet.

5. They have no concept of money, yet strangely, only destroy expensive things.

6. The poop, oh god, the poop.

7. Anything is a choking hazard, if they try hard enough.

8. Sleeping in past 7am is a thing of the past.

9. Holidays will never be complete without a trip to the emergency room.

10. You’re the bad cop, grandma is the good cop (with candy in her purse).

11. Everything goes in their mouths.

12. You’ll never eat in peace again.

13. You’ll forever be covered in some kind of sticky, snotty fluid.

14. They’re not great around new people.