My lurcher pup trumps whenever he goes down the stairs. He’s not fussed if someone happens to be walking behind him.
Boys are disgusting.
High flight risk, take their passports.
“I found out I was not included in my Mom and Dad’s vacation to Turkey and Greece next month, so I ate Dad’s passport. Next time, do what’s right and these ‘accidents’ won’t happen! Love, Addie”
You’ll never look at almond roca the same way again
Karl is a sweetheart. Karl was also 10lbs overweight when we got him from the rescue. Karl is now on a strict diet to get him into shape. Lacking treats, Karl has at tendency to find his own any way he can. ANY… WAY… HE… CAN…
I Think I Made my Pointer
Scout gets so upset when he’s locked out of the bathroom he chews on the wall…
Stitch Puller
Three vet trips in one week. Need I say more?
Crazed fan runs across the field to kiss star pitcher
I ran onto the field during the softball game to say hi to my dad while he was pitching. I am not ashamed. In fact, I tried it again in the 6th inning, but Mom stopped me.
-Penny
(or as Grandpa calls me, “Red Devil”)
At-Home Manicure Failure
I chewed my uncle Aaron’s manicure set. You should be happy I didn’t cut myself.
Not-So-Dynamic Duo
Oakley: “I ate the corned beef my dad made for St. Patrick’s Day. Now my tummy hurts a little…” (sorry, but not sorry.)
Scout: “I was asleep in the other room and can’t believe I missed it.”
Hairy Situation
My mom left me home while she went to work, so I ate her hairbrush.
Tootin’ for Toddlers!
When I sleep I get so relaxed I fart. I smell so bad I made my little human throw up all over her bed. They are silent but violent.
