On Vomit, on Cupid, on Donner, and Bitzen

I vomited in my mom’s purse.

Mia tossed her cookies in the most convenient of places. Mom had to throw out her planner & new wallet.

Posted on December 10th, 2016

Happy Howlidays – A Gift in Techni-Color!

Just in time for the holidays, introducing Dog Shaming: The Adult Coloring Book! Now you can chill out with your crayons out and colour the stress away. That is, until your dog inevitably eats a sharpie and your beautiful beige rug looks like a pile of rainbow-barf. This book boasts 35 wonderfully detailed pictures to keep you going through the stress of the holidays.

Available on amazon.com, it’s the perfect gift for you or your loved ones.

Posted on December 9th, 2016

Mystery Solvent

Mystery Solved
I’ve been eating cash from Mom’s purse for years (7)
Mom thought she was just Irresponsible with cash.
I returned it when I was done – IN THE YARD AS POO

Posted on December 9th, 2016

It’s Called a Watering ‘Can’, not a Watering ‘Can’t’.

”I did this to my neighbours watering can. I had so much fun, I’m not even sorry!”

Our little French bulldog Teddy loves to play with anything which is plastic and most importantly, anything which doesn’t belong to him! Whilst we were having building work done, Ted took it upon himself to wander into our next door neighbours garden, steal her watering can and shake it and chew it to shreds!

Posted on December 8th, 2016

Form Over Fitness? I Don’t Think so.

Why do you need yoga when you can run trail with me?! I’m just trying to ensure that you get lots of cardio.

Posted on December 7th, 2016

Oh Deer!

So Kashmir decided she was going to sneak out when the door was just about closed. She ran down the street where there’s a little park near a creek. After trying to get her to come to me, I see a deer run across the the way and I was just saying to myself, “please don’t let Kashmir be chasing that deer”. And sure enough she was in hot pursuit right behind. The deer changed course and was heading near my direction. Almost to tell me “get the dog off of me before I hoof smash her”. It got pretty close to me and so did Kash. I tried to stop her but had no luck. It finally got away and it took me a few more minutes to convince her that the deer was gone and while shaking the keys, she was going for a ride. The worst part was she definitely jumped in the creek, as she was drenched. Of course on the day after she just had a bath. And yes, I also was in the mud and sticks in my slacks and dress shoes. I still wouldn’t trade her for anything.

Posted on December 6th, 2016

Our House, in the Middle of my Lower Intestine

My sister ate the house with me, but she is unwilling to be photographed. She actually felt guilty, where you can see by my face, I don’t. There are more spots that I ate, please don’t think I can only do small amounts of damage.

Posted on December 1st, 2016

Out of the Mouths of Birds

This is my sisters pup who likes to steal bread meant for the birds.

Posted on November 30th, 2016

Ate Something I Shouldn’t

I ate gravel and made messes in the house. Had to get x-rays at the vet only to be told I’m just gassy.

Posted on November 29th, 2016

Bathroom Blunder

I just bought a brand new mega pack of toilet paper and I only left her alone for a second.

Posted on November 28th, 2016

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