Not so Precious in the morning
snoring doxie
Brutus the Daschund sleeps for 21 hours a day – he likes to pass out on the couch in my home office and snore as loudly as possible during my conference calls (leading me to constantly apologize for the distraction!).
Carrot Thief
I steal baby carrots when I think nobody’s looking.
Jimmy and his best friend Dug
Jimmy’s best friend Dug who is always in his kennel with him while we are out. He decided that to take out his frustration with us being gone on poor Dug and when we asked what happened to poor Dug he wouldn’t look at us.
Tissue Tearing Teckels.
When mommy and daddy came home from dinner, they found a small blizzard of tissues shreded all over the living room floor!
Grille Maintenance
I emptied your grease tray on the grille. Then wiped my face on your blankets. Not ashamed!!
-Eulalia
Going Out To Dinner
You went out to dinner so I ate your chair. Sorry I’m not sorry. I left the ottoman untouched.
Love hurts
Why does love have to be a one way street? I refuse to believe cats don’t love me!
I’ll show the new baby!
I ate the Baby’s Formula + a diaper for dessert.
” yup. and I’m not only gonna eat these things, I’m going to do it on your bed. I love you! “
Should have dropped out…
Fred graduated from basic, intermediate, and advanced training classes but only learned “sit.”
