After three years I still eat my sister Roxy’s poop. My mom has tried everything but I still can’t help myself.
I Eat….
Ranger
Ranger the terrifying dachshund who barks at small children and makes them pee. He thinks he is being friendly so then wags his tail and tries to lick them!
Scared of everything.
Everything scares me! Including the bathroom door, the stapler, and the printer in Daddy’s office.
Shoes…Yum!
Just when My Mom thinks I’m over it, I strike again. haha. Love, Polly
The hot dog who wanted a hamburger instead
After an extremely long day at work all my fiancé wanted was his hamburger. Henry had other plans.
You don’t need your land line!
Angus decided we all had cell phones so why do we need this old land line phone??
Assume the position!
I’m Betty and I have an imaginary seating chart. I won’t rest until everyone is the house is in their assigned seat.
I’m a coward
When she is in the house, she’s very protecting of us. But it’s a whole other story when we go outside. But to be fair, we just moved from the countryside to the city, so she’s not used to having people so close to her…
Doritos lover
I ate dad’s ENTIRE bag of Doritos… Then I pooed them up all over mom’s clean floor.
Bad Sister
I steal teddy bears out of my human sisters arms while she sleeps.
