My name is Benito, I want all my mommy’s attention to myself so I peed on her laptop. Now my mommy is still paying for a laptop she no longer has.
The Pug With the Mug
Oh so Corny!
Our dog Ripley smells of Corn nuts, Doritos, and sometimes Premium Plus crackers no matter how often we wash her face.
Dante’s Infernal Renovation
I had left the house without saying goodbye and Dante thought I was still in the room and needed to rescue me.
Sign reads: I thought Mommy was in there and I needed to rescue her.
BRB: Buying Stock in Victoria’s Secret
I’m pretty sure that replacement panties make up a significant portion of Victoria’s Secrets annual revenue. Thorin, or 6-month old Sato (Puerto Rican rescue) loves to steal my panties from the laundry basket. This pretty lacie thong only got one use.
The sign reads: I ALSO love Mommy’s new, matching thong. Yum!
Pascal the Persnickety Pomeranian Proves Problematic
My name is Pascal and my mom picked me up from the groomer few minutes ago.. I just went to the patio for 5 minutes
I Wasn’t Feeling the Disney Magic
M-I see you left your ears on the floor!
April Showers Bring May Flowers (Except at Sadie’s House)
I, Sadie, dig the yard up over and over and I am not sorry. I especially like to dig up the sprinkler heads. Digging is best when the holes have just been filled in or when it rains… Like today… 🙂
I got my Love to Keep me Warm
“I <3 mom’s heating pad so much I ate it while she shopped!” – Wally
Wally loves napping on my heating pad but apparently didn’t appreciate it while we were gone. The heating pad was thankfully unplugged for this incident!
A True Dog Shaming Confession
I hate to admit this but sometimes I snuggle with the cat.
I Like the Finer Things in Life, Clearly
I like to empty Mommy’s garbage pail all over the floor and spread out it’s contents. Then I sit and watch her clean it up with a wagging tail. Not Sorry! Love, Teddy Bear
