Mommy took me to a professional photo studio to get my picture taken. The place didn’t smell anything like home, so I pooped in the middle of the room. You’re welcome mommy!
Say Poop!
Snuggly Thief
The cat stole my bed, so I took his! Good thing they decided it was a fair trade.
I only fart on clean feet
Miracle waits till momma is fresh out of the shower to sit and fart on her feet while she dries her hair.
Moody dog to the extreme
I didn’t like my old kennel so I destroyed it to get a new one.
Plausible Deniability
This is Truman. He believes if you can’t catch him in the act, it NEVER happened.
Second Breakfast
“I was hungry, so I thought I’d make some oatmeal…on the living room floor,” says mischievous Great Dane mix Wyatt.
Deal ’em and weep!
We tried to play 52 card pick-up, but we realized we can’t count, so we left everything for mom to play later!
Porch Destroyer
This is the 3rd screen I’ve torn apart 🙁
Franklin and Henry get the mail
Somebody got a little too excited when a package was delivered…
Blender attack
I bit my mom on the bum while she made a smoothie. I thought the blender was attacking!
