Amber likes to sit on her favorite chair and stare down at the floor and watch her nose juice make puddles on the wood floor. Gross!
Drip..drip…drip
Been there, done that. Ate the t-shirt.
Iris has eaten clothing, nipped the bulbs off Christmas lights, stolen expensive cheese, hoarded kitchen knives, hidden my car keys, torn siding off the house, thrown up on a repairman’s shoes, and pooped out clothing and Play-doh. Now, at 13, she just likes to tell her war stories to anyone who will listen.
For shame, Hedgehog!
I poop on my exercise wheel and keep running, flinging poop everywhere. – Charles
Stopping to go to his litter box (literally three inches away) just takes too much time.
Mr. Bean
I took my daughters to the Jelly Belly factory on our way home from a road trip to Chicago. Otis didn’t want to be left out!
Zucchini Thief
Zucchini are basically just crunchy green sausages. No shame for stealing from the kitchen counter. No shame for eating vegetables.
I tried to bake. I failed.
we came back from our workout and were greeted by our happy dog who had climbed up on the table, snagged a 2 kg package of flour and dragged it through the hall and living room. How we know? There was a flour trail through the whole house. And she was wagging her tail, whiskers were white and all…
Sarge
I was suspicious when Sarge didn’t greet me at the door as I came home. I found him like this in the living room.
Chewtoy
It wasn’t just this brand either. When we tried a sample of another brand on her, in an attempt to find something that would discourage her chewing on our walls, she licked it off our fingers, sat down and begged for more.
I’m so excited to see you!
Whenever I come home she’ll run up to me as fast as she can but won’t stop
