My dad took me to his first “dog friendly” board meeting. I showed gratitude by pooping in front of all the investors.
Office Pooper
My First 5k
I went to run a 5k with my Mom and threw up on her shoe just before the race started.
Landscaping By Jackson
My neighbor played this small tree in his front yard – Jackson liked the way it tasted!!!
Scrabble Cheater
My name is Marti. I hate it when my owners play Scrabble without me so when they left tonight I decided to chew up a few tiles.
party crasher
I stole the dip off the coffee table. Left the celery… (Look at that smirk! *and that belly!)
I Ate the Soup
I left a bowl of chicken noodle soup on the coffee table while I poured myself a glass of water. I came back, and the soup was gone.
She didn’t even deny it.
Mine now!
All Lucy needs is 2 seconds for your back to be turned! If I couldn’t hear her freight train snoring from the other room, I would think she stays up all night plotting her move!
Sorry I pooped
This is Piper. I took her to a friends house. She proceeded to poop downstairs, up the stairs, and on the second floor. I made her apologize.
Pond Shaming
I ran through the neighbor’s STINKY pond chasing my cat brother 1 day after my bath! – Gatsby (not sorry)
now he needs a second bath in 24 hours and the cat is gloating on the porch….
Bath time dog
I LIKE TO WATCH MY OWNER GET UNDRESSED AND THEN BEG TO GET IN THE BATH WITH HER.
