That shirt lasted exactly 52 minutes before I crawled under the couch and chewed the neck off. I am indeed why we can’t have nice things.
-Dr. Watson (8 months)
That Shirt Lasted Exactly 52 Minutes Before I
Bad Dora
Bad Dora!
Lady The Cereal Killer
Lady the Cereal Killer.
My Mommy Raced Home From Work
My Mommy raced home from work to get me from the backyard because it started to pour rain. Even though I was in my dog house sleeping, she wanted me to be nice and warm. I ate her head rest to say “thank you”! Olive
I Stole My Girls Sandwich Off The Counter When
I stole my girl’s sandwich off the counter when she wasn’t looking. After she made a new one, I took a giant bite of it while it was in her hand. -Kaiba
To Be Fair Soft Toys Dont Stand A Chance Either
To be fair, soft toys don’t stand a chance either.
I Ate Mommy’s Homemade Pumpkin Pie
I ate Mommy’s homemade pumpkin pie. Left none for her.
Love,
Poe
I Make My Mom Get Up Before 7 On The Weekends And
I make my mom get up before 7 on the weekends…and I go back to sleep as soon as I’m sure she’s up for good.
If I Can’t Operate A Camera No One Can
If I can’t operate a camera, no one can!
Ed’s note: oh….my….god.
Sushi Its Whats For Dinner
SUSHI…. It’s what’s for dinner.
