I like to clear up when the cat vomits
I Like To Clear Up When The Cat Vomits
I Am A Turd Kicking Jerk
No, I don’t necessarily like getting poop kicked at my shins every day, fun as this may seem. -Mom
I Snuck Into The Kitchen Uncovered It And Ate Their Lasagna
I snuck into the kitchen, uncovered it, and ate their lasagna! They ordered pizza instead…
I Have To Take A Bath Every Single Day
“I have to take a bath every single day because I find the raunchiest smells to roll around in.
Don’t fall for my innocent eyes.
I’m guilty.”
Bentley is misbehaving for his aunts while his mommy is gone! Next time he runs away he can stay away!
I Ate This Entire Cactus
@lindsaym_8 I ate this entire cactus. Now both Ma and my stomach are mad at me.
Editor’s note: great tumblr submission!!
I Tried To Eat My Feelings
I tried to eat my feelings
At Least He Can’t Eat The Crotch Out Of Them
At least he can’t eat the crotch out of them when he gets them stuck this tight!
Any Dessert?
Any dessert?!
I Tried To Blame My Brother Sitting Behind Me
I tried to blame my brother (sitting behind me)…it did’t fool mommy. 🙁
I Love Peanut Butter
I love peanut butter! Especially BRAND NEW FULL jars! Mommy guesses the lid must be tasty too because it’s no where to be found. /p>
