Someone got out of his kennel last night and reduced two clothes baskets to mulch
Mulch? In This Weather?
Don’t Fix What Ain’t Broken, Lady!
My name is Ember. I’m 9 years old and haven’t damaged anything in years… well, until Mom paid a fortune for a nice wooden crate.
Cookie Plate VS Lonely Puppy
This was full of cookies before mom & dad left…
Ce’LAB’ration Cake
My husband was fired, I made him a celebration cake. Homer Griffin counter surfed at 2:00 am and devoured it.
I Went Whole30 Today
I ate a whole pound of bacon that Dad left on the counter. I had to get it all pumped out. Mom says both of us are in the doghouse! Not sorry. It was yummy. I’d do it again.
This is not the Stairway to Heaven
I was upset about having to be in the basement with another dog and not with the humans, so I pooped and wiped my rear on the stairs.
Paper Towel Prince
My name is Pupper and I unrolled a roll of paper towels to lick and nap on it. I have my own bed and I’m allowed to sleep on the couch and my parents’ bed… but nope. Paper towels. That’s where it’s at.
Gingerbread house
I ate the gingerbread house out of the box, because you didn’t take me with you.
There are Worse Places to be Stuck in!
I ate my granny’s passport and now she’s stuck in Canada.
Brace Yourself…
“I ate Chloe’s braces”
