Dog Shaming

Chihuahuack!

My name is HoneyBear, and I lick people so much I could suffocate them… But I love people.
My name is Tai, and I am a nostril licker. Plus my licks are slobbery.
Honeybear (female) and Tai (male) are 5 year old, long-haired Chihuahuas from the same litter. HoneyBear is an incessant licker, but Tai is more of a sneak attack licker. He waits until you least expect it then he slaps you with an extra sloppy tongue. He is a master at getting right in the nostrils… repeatedly. They are definitely both loved and spoiled anyway! 🙂

Self-Locking Dog

She went into the bathroom and the door shut behind her. She jumped up to open it and managed to lock herself in.

White Chocolate Rug

Elsa found a hot chocolate packet in my wife’s purse and decided to eat it on a white rug that my wife bought for her home office.

Welcome Jack

Buddy, the innocent bystander, warned us that Jack would be a handful. Buddy has now crossed the Rainbow Bridge and Jack is still keeping us on our toes! Jack has now moved on from destroying welcome mats to daily sacrifices of various water sprinklers in the yard (and the occasional dog bed). I’m sure Buddy is watching from above thinking, “I TOLD you he was going to be a handful!”

School Bus Fuss

“I like to escape from my yard and ride school buses home”! Hi, my name is Binkie. I weigh 4.5 pounds. This means I can walk right under any fence known to man. “You build it, I’ll breach it”, that’s my motto. I decided to wait until my mommy turned her back for a second, so I could leave the yard and get picked up down the street by the nice lady driving the school bus. I mean, why walk home when you can ride a bus for free, right?!

Hamster Cage

I tore my bed apart and turned my kennel into a hamster cage.

Is There Such a Thing as Sock-Eaters Anonymous?

Sadie loves socks and even though she is a mature dog and should know better, she cannot resist devouring any sock she finds. She especially like’s our 12 year old son, JP’s expensive Nike socks.

It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

I destroyed a $2000 sofa and made my human cry.

Suns Out, Guns Out, Stains Out

He’s working toward his beach body.

I know what I did

Putter is our English Springer Spaniel, and he is USUALLY a sweetheart. But every once in a while, he gets into the garbage and he knows that he was bad. We come home and find him laying in the laundry room looking at us with big puppy eyes. We can’t stay mad.