I used to jump off the couch when my parents came in the room… I’m too comfy to care anymore
I got stuck under the dirty deck and had to be rescued right after my mom had given me a bath and dried me.
This is my dog Sidney. She has absolutely NO shame when it comes to farting. If she could talk, she would probably say that clearing out the room, even the house, because of her farts is her favorite pastime.
Miss Cleo didn’t like her new cage very much. She didn’t like the last 2 either.
I shredded an entire roll of paper towels into tiny pieces across the back yard…on a windy day. Yes, I did.
This is Noel is a great little Min Pin but when she isn’t trying to escape our backyard all summer long she is stealing and finding things all over the house, yesterday she found a green lifesaver. Thats when things got messy.
“I ate dad’s new hat he got in the mail… 10 mins after he got it.” This little girl snatched a brand-new hat off the table after dad left the room. It came in a box very similar to the one her toys come in. Honest mistake, of course.
Oliver is a wire haired rat terrier in dire need to be groomed…we have an appointment on Tuesday, but until then he is so ugly he’s cute
What Happens when you fail to clean up the evidence.