You call it an ornament, I call it lunch.

Otis

“I ate one of mom’s brand new ornaments less than an hour after she put it on the tree.” Otis, my 5 yr old sons 16 week old English Bulldog puppy, watched me decorate the Christmas tree with my beautiful brand new ornaments. I was amazed that he didnt try to “help” me, just watched. Not long after, he came to me with a red glitter covered nose and mouth… and the remains of what was a sparkly red ball, all smiles and wagging behind (buldogs wag their whole rear ends He was so proud of himself…

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