Bailey got a new toy, was kind enough to share it with a lady friend, she ripped it to shreds and spread the stuffing all over the house. By the time we saw, she had gone home and Bailey was left to take the blame.
True Love

Bailey got a new toy, was kind enough to share it with a lady friend, she ripped it to shreds and spread the stuffing all over the house. By the time we saw, she had gone home and Bailey was left to take the blame.
“I like to lick mom’s deodorant off from her underarms”
Apparently Kavi likes the taste of Lady Speedstick and doesn’t think her mom needs to smell nice.
Thank you for the new toy you left for me under your bed.
-Charlie Miguel
I allowed a dog at the park to pee on my mom’s leg while she was picking up my poop. I stood there and smiled because I thought it was funny. I’m not ashamed. -Rocky
I had just come home from work and had laid my dress on my bed that morning. There it was, with pieces of it on the bed and on the floor. She was hiding downstairs on the couch. She’s usually my shadow, but didn’t follow me upstairs. The dress was just bought two days prior and still had the tags. I guess she didn’t want me to wear that one.
Oh, that said Do NOT Eat?! My bad.
Quasar eats mom’s underwear, and Nova taught him how.
Oliver likes to go through my closet, pull out the fanciest clothes, wrap himself up in them and parade around the house.
When mom forgets to shut the door to the shower…I sneak in.
I tried to eat Jesus