I barfed on this bed! Then used this pillow to hide the barf. Now mom has to do extra laundry because it soaked through the sheets.
Barf-ception
My new “white” bunny
My mummy bought me this lovely soft bunny toy to cuddle up with indoors, but I thought it would be so much better to play with outside in the garden. Mummy doesn’t seem very pleased. (Mind you, daddy thought it was fun to put it in the tree and for me to jump up to get it, such fun!) mummy doesn’t seem too pleased with daddy either…don’t understand why…i do love it mummy, love Tasha x
This bed was unsatisfactory
Came home to find the $70 shredded memory foam dog bed that actually belonged to my previous dog had exploded all over the house. We currently have two dogs, Payton and Roxie, and I immediately knew Roxie had done it because she was basically wading around in the foam like a pig in slop, looking really pleased with herself (she also enjoys shredding towels and napkins when we’re not looking). No more expensive dog beds for this one.
Love Lace
I ate mom’s bra. I ate one whole strap, half of the other, hook side of the back strap and the some of the fancy lace. Poor mom. She had to pay for my vet visit and replace her bra. Boy, she sure loves me.
I need some rain boots!
I go pee pee on my front legs. <3 ROCKY.
Baby’s best friend
I ruffle through the trash and open his soiled diapers then eat the contents.
Finders Keepers
The neighbour’s dog carelessly left his half chewed bone in the yard. I found it, and I am NOT giving it back. My people think it’s kinda gross.
–Abby
Lickity-Spit
Some puppies go through the “poop-eating” phase. But does it HAVE to coincide with the “I’m-going-to-wake-you-up-by-licking-the-roof-of-your-open-mouth” phase?
Tilly and the Sock
Tilly the 11 month old Mini Aussie found dad’s sock on the floor and chewed it up while mom and dad unsuspectingly slept in their bed. When dad found the sock, I immediately cowered on the bed and couldn’t make eye contact because I was ashamed. (Let’s be honest… dad needs new socks and shouldn’t leave them on the floor.)
Book Club Meeting Gone Wrong
Mulligan, our 1 year old, black lab mix, has attempted reading noted authors such as Gertrude Stein, Wally Lamb, and George Orwell. Today, she attempted a Tom Robbins novel, but failed again. “I am ashamed to admit. I cannot read.” Sierra, our Siberian Husky, is quite the scholar, but refuses to help Mulligan in her studies. Sierra says, “I am not ashamed. I can read.”
