I chew the legs off my toys!!….. And I get to wear them!!
I chew the legs….
James is a picky dog, he only eats our NEW shoes
My boss has the best ‘taste in’ shoes.
Habitual Offender
repeated trash can digging offenses
Blind leading the blind
Lucky likes to chew and eat any and everything he can get his paws on. While his dad was resting before having to go to work, he got ahold of the glasses (dad is virtually blind without them) and demolished them.
That’s a paddlin’
I Chewed Up The Window while my humans were out, Lost Privileges of being left alone.
Working on my cursive
Dexter thinks my ink pens are the best toy ever. Too bad I need them to do my job. I’ve been through three packs in the last month.
Oh, Balls!
Henry has his own idea of what to do with tennis balls.
His sign says: What, you wanted to play tennis?? (I am NOT sorry)
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a dog shame
I ate 3/4 of a pizza off of the counter, then a whole stick of butter AFTER I broke Mommy’s favorite vintage butter dish.
Because you can never have too many poop jokes
Whenever I go for a run in the country, my dog darts away to find the biggest pile of cow poop she can. She gets a lot of baths.
Pick a fight, wear the cone
I picked a fight…
Then, I got hurt…
Now I have to wear
the collar of shame.
Tough-Guy Mosby
