Hi. My name is minion and I have stinky room clearing gas.
Minion problem: I said ‘dart’ gun, not ‘fart’ gun!
Get in bed!
“Yes Mom, I am IN my bed!”
Simon took “getting in bed” a little too literal. Time to buy yet another new pet bed for him!
Smarter than the average dog
I won’t eat my dog food because I know there’s leftover turkey in the ‘fridge.
I pee in your general direction!
I peed on my brothers head while he was smelling something on the ground…and as if that weren’t bad enough….he had to get a bath!!! Hee hee
It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to
2 days before my 60th birthday party, my lovely Daisy decided on a hearty meal of my party shoes.
Careful where you sit!
“I’m sorry, did you want to sit here?”
Sometimes Simon gets a little chilly, but the inside of the couch cushion is toasty!
Mom is always right….
Dad thought I was ready to be left alone, Mom did not. Mom was right! (But that shoe sure tasted great!)
Triple Threat
Everyone always told us that Basenjis were escape artists… and its true!
It was totally worth it…
I stole another puppy’s ball at the park that was smaller than mine and decided it tasted good, so I swallowed it…
Dog’gone Gassy Gal
I pass silent but deadly gas while napping under my owner’s desk when she’s working.
