The sign says “I eat magazines. But only the newest issues! – Schroeder”
Does this count as fiber?
Wooden Spatula
Hi, I’m Mandy. I ate half of a wooden spatula.
I’m not going to sugar-“coat” it.
I ate my moms new winter coat.
Dude never learns…
Ellie Mae always finds a way to rat out her brother, Riley (nicknamed “the goat”) for everything he eats…
El examen
Zeus decided he wasn’t fond of his dad grading his students’ Latin exam so he decided to have a little snack.
“I didn’t want daddy to grade his students’ exams, so I ate them! I’m not sorry at all. -Zeus”
Stolen goods
Sadly, this is not the first time. No, the first time was when I was standing at the kitchen window looking out in the back yard wondering “what is that laying in the yard.” As I walked out there and got closer that knot in my stomach grew bigger and bigger realizing what I was going to have to pick up, hoping none of the neighbors were looking.
I was just smellin’
I ate a pound of raw bacon off the counter… while mamma was on the phone…
Iron Gut strikes again…
I just ate 3 rolls of Tums. I won’t be getting heartburn, or osteoporosis. EVER.
Banjo has what the vet calls an “iron gut”. We do the best we can to keep things cleaned up, but Banjo has no problems cleaning plates on the table or pans on the stove. He especially likes “emptying” the trash.
Buster Mix-A-Lot
Buster likes couches. And garbage. And kitty poop. And hangers. And books. And toilet paper. A lot of toilet paper. And tampons. Sir Mix-a-Lot would be proud…..
Oscar is my name
Oscar is my name, grumpy is my game-
I killed Leo the lion and I am not ashamed!
