I just are a whole bag of popcorn that wasn’t even popped yet.
I Just Are A Whole Bag Of Popcorn That Wasnt Even
Im In Time Out I Stuck My Tongue In The Veggie
I’m in time out! I stuck my tongue in the veggie dip during the football game.
My Name Is Lucy And I Proudly Eat Anything Out Of
My name is Lucy, and I proudly eat anything out of the trash can that I can get my paws on. The evidence is on my face…
They Left My Crate Open
They left my crate open.
This Is Rogue She’s 3 Months Old Training Is
This is Rogue. She’s 3 months old. Training is going well…
I Roll In Dead Salmon On The Riverbank
I roll in dead salmon on the riverbank.
I Pulled Down The Pumpkin Pie While Everyone
I pulled down the pumpkin pie while everyone slept. Took it to my bed for a midnight snack… and ate the crust edge.. my moms favorite part!
My Bladder Does Not Recognize Daylight Savings Or
My bladder does not recognize Daylight Savings (or your hangover)
Mahalo, Emmett the wonder mutt
I Decapitated Cinderella Kora Lee
I decapitated Cinderella -Kora Lee
Today I Got Scared And Ran From A Snail But It
Today I got scared and ran from a snail – but it was big – quarter sized!
-Edison
