We left for the evening and returned to Morty having shredded a magazine, box, and spread the down feathers from a pillow uniformly across the living room.
The Feathers Were Trapped In That Pillow So I Set Them Free.
I Decided Rolling In Poo 5 Minutes
“I decided rolling in POO 5 minutes before my human had to go to work would be an awesome idea… Now I am sudsy and oh, so SHAMED!! -Love, Gino (The Stinky Spaniel)”
Gino is normally a well behaved boy & his human loves reading Dog Shaming, but she never thought he’d make it on this site!
This time he deserves it… Let this be a lesson to you G!
Dumpster Diving In The Kitchen Trash.
When mommy and daddy are gone I like to go dumpster diving in the kitchen trash.
Mylo
I Ate Glitter
I ate glitter!
I Think This Could Be The Oldest Dog Shaming
I think this could be the oldest dog-shaming picture on the site. This picture of my dogs Henry and Zack was taken in 1990 (they are both long in doggy heaven), after they had stolen a pound of butter.
Ed. Note: original dog shavings are the best!!!
Lab Puppies Eat Everything
Caswell is 4 months old. Lab puppies eat everything. He didn’t even have the decency to act sick at the vet.
Can’t Balance A Checkbook
Can’t balance a checkbook.
Ed. Note: you and me both, dog.
I’m A Trip Hazard
Crunchy has no shame regarding the risks to her brothers and sisters posed by sleeping at the top of the stairs.
I Am A Blanket-Eating Jerk
Mom kicked me off the bed. So I ate her blanket. I am a blanket-eating jerk.
(Elliott regrets nothing!)
I Hoard My Mom’s Socks
I hoard my mom’s socks & underwear under the couch.
