Posts Tagged: Border Collie
This is Tucker, and although he is 100% housebroken, Petsmart is is favorite place to pop a squat.
This is Koba. Koba kept choking on the stuffing of his new squirrel, so dad threw it away in front of him. Koba decided to eat dad’s $1,000 leather chair while dad slept later that night.
I left a bowl of chicken noodle soup on the coffee table while I poured myself a glass of water. I came back, and the soup was gone.
She didn’t even deny it.
“I kill soccer balls! love, Emmie-Lou!”
I bit a hole in the butt of mom’s favourite jeans.
While she was wearing them.
I did a poo in the tunnel at agility class ( I was trying to be discreet ) Everyone laughed when mummy had to crawl inside the tunnel to clear it up. I’m not sorry.
I drop my filthy tennis ball on the baby’s head and bark at him when he doesn’t throw it for me!
I hate Dr. Seuss and books about color but I only tore them up so the baby would have cardboard to eat. -Sadie Bell