Just in time for the holidays, introducing Dog Shaming: The Adult Coloring Book! Now you can chill out with your crayons out and colour the stress away. That is, until your dog inevitably eats a sharpie and your beautiful beige rug looks like a pile of rainbow-barf. This book boasts 35 wonderfully detailed pictures to keep you going through the stress of the holidays.
”I did this to my neighbours watering can. I had so much fun, I’m not even sorry!”
Our little French bulldog Teddy loves to play with anything which is plastic and most importantly, anything which doesn’t belong to him! Whilst we were having building work done, Ted took it upon himself to wander into our next door neighbours garden, steal her watering can and shake it and chew it to shreds!
So Kashmir decided she was going to sneak out when the door was just about closed. She ran down the street where there’s a little park near a creek. After trying to get her to come to me, I see a deer run across the the way and I was just saying to myself, “please don’t let Kashmir be chasing that deer”. And sure enough she was in hot pursuit right behind. The deer changed course and was heading near my direction. Almost to tell me “get the dog off of me before I hoof smash her”. It got pretty close to me and so did Kash. I tried to stop her but had no luck. It finally got away and it took me a few more minutes to convince her that the deer was gone and while shaking the keys, she was going for a ride. The worst part was she definitely jumped in the creek, as she was drenched. Of course on the day after she just had a bath. And yes, I also was in the mud and sticks in my slacks and dress shoes. I still wouldn’t trade her for anything.
My sister ate the house with me, but she is unwilling to be photographed. She actually felt guilty, where you can see by my face, I don’t. There are more spots that I ate, please don’t think I can only do small amounts of damage.