Mom wanted to sleep late on a lazy Sunday. I wasn’t so happy with this arrangement, so I pooped in her shoes.
My dog, Indio, who drinks so fast that he throws up after every trip to the water bowl.
Our dog Boris loves coconut, so much so that the stole a bag of it and ate the whole thing, for days his poops looked like little rum balls!
I am so scared of loud noises, that I climb up my mom.
Bo Diggity Dawg ate his Mom’s candy apple off of the table while she was busy canning salsa. He is ashamed of himself, it’s the first time he has ever gotten food off the table! I guess it looked good to him too!
My Rottweiler, Lea, is obviously a kleptomaniac. She steals treasures whenever the opportunity presents itself. My husband was in the same room as what he assumed was the doll, when it suddenly bolted from the room. He didn’t realize Lea had snatched the doll’s wig off its head. A while later, after Lea had become bored with it she dropped it. I saw the wig laying in the floor, but I didn’t know what it was. It took me 5 minutes to work up the courage to approach it and poke it with a shoe.
She tried to deny it, but the evidence was right there on her lips
I ate a great big cicada. Mom tried to get me to drop it, but I wouldn’t. It buzzed very loudly while I crunched it up, but I ate it anyway. I enjoyed it very much, and would eat another.
14 month old Murphy, our beloved black cocker spaniel, just can’t resist shoes. Guests to the house, especially those with cheesy feet, should not expect to leave with their shoes.
Utterly utterly mortifying.
I thought that there were two because you brought one for me. Can’t see what’s wrong with sharing.