I jumped from chair to table and licked the icing off all my dad’s 30th surprise party cupcakes. dad thought I had got a dead animal- mom knew i was too sweet for that- literally.
“My name is Avi and I am a hoarder. It has been 0 days since my last incident.”
Avi doesn’t chew on our things, she just likes to gather them.
My brother made a sandwich was gone two minutes peyton and Kiera (her sister who is not pictured) ate an enitre loaf of bread
Our Boston terrier Boomer likes to pile all of his toys in the hallway for us to trip over, including my exercise ball. He is also teaching his younger sister Daphne to do the same!
Picture says “I LOVE to pile all of my toys in the hallway so my mom trips over them, including moms exercise ball!! Best part? I taught my little sister to do it too! Yay! Love boomer and daphne”
This is our Southern rescue mutt, Presley. She scared the bejesus out of everyone when she ran merrily off into the woods. She was finally found six hours later, three towns away from where she’d started, wandering around an office park. She was excited to see us but was otherwise completely unrepentant. And she smelled terrible.
I used to jump off the couch when my parents came in the room… I’m too comfy to care anymore
I got stuck under the dirty deck and had to be rescued right after my mom had given me a bath and dried me.
This is my dog Sidney. She has absolutely NO shame when it comes to farting. If she could talk, she would probably say that clearing out the room, even the house, because of her farts is her favorite pastime.
Miss Cleo didn’t like her new cage very much. She didn’t like the last 2 either.