In less than 30 seconds, I shredded 5 checks, including Mom’s paycheck and State & Federal tax returns. p.s. I plan to shred this sign later.
I’m Sam and I’m super afraid of walking on tile. My humans have to cover all of it with rugs so I can walk fearlessly to things like my backyard, food, and water.
“I don’t have sheep… so I herd my daddy around the house instead.”
I steal her food and poop in front of her cage. Sahara (Toy Poodle).
I poop in her water bowl for revenge. Thumbelina (Opossum).
Sahara is a bird rehabilitation dog in her own right, she has helped raise and successfully release many birds back into the wild.
Thumbelina is a Wildlife Education Animal, her mom was hit by a car while she was in the pouch and from that accident Thumbelina lost her tail and sustained brain damage. So now she educates the public on opossums.
“I ate a stick of butter and did Shiny Barf on this rug (twice)” Jace the Barf-o-doodle
Busted eating napkins!
I eat poop. Then, I throw it up allllll over the floor. Then, sometimes, I eat it AGAIN!
I break into the pizza box while my people are distracted by “Downton Abbey.”
I love you but I hate baths, so I’ll just wait here until you’re done. Because I can’t be alone. Ever.
I roll in poop when I go hiking.