My dog Poochie will eat her poop while I’m asleep. She then jumps on the bed and sticks her tongue in my nose. It’s Disgusting!!!
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It’s not What it Looks Like
I gave my mom a heart attack when she mistook the stuffing from my bed as explosive diarrhea.
I broke… my Mom
I jerked my mom in the direction of a Great Dane causing her to fall and break her collarbone.
“Sir, This Isn’t the Uber you Requested…”
I ran away from school, jumped in a stranger’s car and wouldn’t get out. No more school!
On the walk back to the car from Doggie Day Care I didn’t open the car quick enough so Tex jumped in a stranger’s car because the driver’s door was open. He climbed into the backseat and waited to be driven home.
And I Didn’t Even Catch the Squirrel
I jumped out the window of a moving vehicle to chase a squirrel.
Happy Birthday, Linda
Happy Birthday Linda. Your cake was delicious. -Tula
Ain’t no Shame, Puggies, do Your Thang
I can sleep anywhere on the bed, but I choose Mom’s pillow. With my butt in her face. I HAVE NO SHAME.
Nip in the Flower Bud
I bit the gardener on the butt!
Nailed it
I was very defiant at the vet while getting my nails clipped…then, as we were leaving and mom was paying, I took a (massive) dump on the welcome mat in front of the receptionist desk…
The Clash
Hopefully Rusty has learned that skunks ALWAYS win!