I stole a whole stick of butter so now I’m in jail.
If there is butter, Beethoven will find it.
The Dog Days of Butter
Posts Categorized: Submitted
I Thought Stuffing was for Thanksgiving Only
I killed the vicious pillow and now I’m pooping huge balls of stuffing
It’s Called a Queen for a Reason
I push daddy out of bed at night. -love halo
Me and my fiancé sleep with our dog, but she loves pushing him out of bed.
Climbed to the Windowsill
My name is Pippa. I did not appreciate being locked in the Laundry Room, so I climbed up to the 4-foot-high windowsill and pooped. Mom says I will soon be replaced with a Mountain Goat.
Parlez-vous Français?
Mom went to Paris without me … so I ate the SD card (with ALL the photos … BEFORE they got downloaded).
je t’aime,
Mazy
Shea-pherd Disaster
My name is Oskar. I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom whilst eating a ONE POUND BAG of Shea butter. Then, I proceeded to vomit all over the bathroom floor. My human brother had to clean it up… He was NOT happy with me. 🙁
Onion-Scented Elvis Hair
I found the spot where you dumped the old deep frying oil with the onion smell and I rolled in it.
Cute to Disgusting Ratio is Too Darn High
I ate a poopy diaper and then gave Daddy kisses
Alaskan Mole-amute
“Moleskin notebooks do not taste like mole”
She fancies herself an art critic. She’s big on postmodern, surrealism, and anything with SQUIRREL!
I too am a Basic B…
My sister made 2 separate batches of pumpkin spice muffins for her and her friends and I just couldn’t resist. They had homemade cream cheese frosting also!! I would eat them all again in a heartbeat. They were DELICIOUS.
