I like to pretend I’m a calf getting roped at the Calgary Stampede every time Humans try to put my leash on.
You’ve always wanted to be a Cowboy…
Fowl Breath
I eat chicken poop! Mom says my breath is fowl!
Don’t tennis balls grow on trees?
Enzo likes to peel his tennis balls like oranges. It’s no big deal. A set of 5 kong tennis balls (the kind that won’t wear down your teeth) are only 6.99 a bag. SMDH.
It’s Electric…well, it used to be anyway…
“I chewed the plug off the lamp. I only regret I was caught.”
Even though he has every chew toy he could want, Watson still felt the need to chew off the plug for the lamp in the den. Thank goodness it wasn’t plugged in!
Crop Circles
I pooped in the house and turned on the Roomba all by myself! Now there are poop crop circles all over the carpet. Mom wasn’t very happy.
I guess she just tried to clean up her own mess?
I Only Look Pathetic
I hide instead of going outside. I hide when I see my medicine bottle. I work really hard at looking pathetic. Does it work?
Small But Shameful
I am Pee Wee. I am 15. I am blind, but I can find and steal food anywhere.
Someone needed a late day “pick-me-up”!
Murray ate his moms bag of coffee….”she’s a little mad tonight, but she’ll be really mad in the morning when she has no coffee!!”
I hate Vet trips!
Wellington hates going to the Vet so he insists on taking his teddy with him, much to the amusement of all the staff!
I told them not to get a dog
Dog- My name is Sydney. I just got adopted (and fixed$). To repay my new mommy and daddy I ate the walls. Good thing they love me.
Cat- I told them not to get a dog. -Max
