Dog Shaming

Labradon’t Come to the Door

I jump on everyone at the dog park. I bark so loud at the UPS driver he doesn’t come to the door.

P.S. Can’t wait for the drones!

The Dog Days of Butter

I stole a whole stick of butter so now I’m in jail.

If there is butter, Beethoven will find it.

I Thought Stuffing was for Thanksgiving Only

I killed the vicious pillow and now I’m pooping huge balls of stuffing

It’s Called a Queen for a Reason

I push daddy out of bed at night. -love halo

Me and my fiancé sleep with our dog, but she loves pushing him out of bed.

Climbed to the Windowsill

My name is Pippa. I did not appreciate being locked in the Laundry Room, so I climbed up to the 4-foot-high windowsill and pooped. Mom says I will soon be replaced with a Mountain Goat.

Parlez-vous Français?

Mom went to Paris without me … so I ate the SD card (with ALL the photos … BEFORE they got downloaded).

je t’aime,
Mazy

My name is Oskar. I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom whilst eating a ONE POUND BAG of Shea butter. Then, I proceeded to vomit all over the bathroom floor. My human brother had to clean it up… He was NOT happy with me. 🙁