“Will listen for wontons!”
Moxie, an English Bulldog, has the breed’s trademark stubbornness down to an art. Yesterday, she was being quite the little brat, barking her head off (yet nothing appeased her!) and stealing shoes, so I told her if she could behave herself I’d give her a whole wonton when our Chinese arrived. She was a perfect angel from that moment on – until she got her wonton!
My name is Harley. Every chance I get, I sneak to my cat brother’s litter box, dig poop out all over the floor and eat as much as I can before I get caught. Shame on me…
Chopper just wanted to leave his mark on our special day. So he got into the leftover wedding favours (dark chocolate lollipops), ate them all, then wiped his adorable chocolate covered face all over his mom’s wedding gown. Now we’re using gift money for vet bills instead of the honeymoon!
“I like to sit in front of the fan and fart” – Oscar the wiener dog.
Sango, a terrier mix is sitting on a green chair. The sign reads, “I ate cat poop from the litter box. Then I vomited in the car. Mama vomited too.
I can’t get mad at this face.
I broke out of the backyard fence tonight and decided to barge into the neighbor’s house for refuge….all because of a bug zapper. Love, Wally (the cowardly beagle-basset)
My dog, Pippin, was visiting his “Gma” while I was out of town and kept getting stuck in weird places. So, “Gma” decided to do a dog shaming!
I stole baby JJ’s Teddy Bear and chewed it all up and when I got in trouble, I then ate the underwire out of his mom’s bra. Bobby
I am the world’s BIGGEST CHICKEN.
Mom tried to get me to swim
I sat on her lap instead.
In fairness, it must be said that, when she was about 18 months, Mouse fell into a river and panicked. Water has been an issue ever since.
