I stole a tomato from Mommy’s garden and squirted seeds on the carpet!
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My Mom Found My Stash
Maddie is a 6-year-old Heeler/Pointer mix. Most days, we love that she’s incredibly smart; except when I find a stash of her antibiotics in the yard. We’ll watch her more closely from now on!
” I pretent to swallow my meds; and sneak into the garden to spit them out. My mom just found my stash. I look ashamed, but I’m a Sneaky Liar!”
Gone scrumping
I have been scrumping apples from the tree in the garden. I don’t even like eating apples but I have no shame and will do it again 🙂 love Hogan
Cooper the Pug
The “new” new car smell…
My “sweet” Winnie, a 7 month old puppy boxer/boston mix decided she’d help me get a head start on my new gardening project. I had left her in the car for approximately 60 seconds while I ran in and grabbed a shovel from the hardware store. It never occurred to me that she would or even could take that time to tear into a 25 lb bag of soil/manure and proceed to spread the ENTIRE bag all over my brand new car. Months later I’m still finding it in cracks of the car and needless to say, that new car smell never smelled quite the same again… Don’t be fooled by that sad face, she’s an unashamed little poopy monster!
Who’s more ashamed here?
I was caught digging in Mom’s garden. I also chewed the hose that she waters the garden with in half. She can’t water the garden until she buys a new hose.
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I hate cats but I love to eat their poop.
I Doomed Humanity
I dug up the garden. Now when the zombie apocalypse comes, my family will STARVE! Love, Cecely.
The Green-Pawed Puppies
Olive jumped the fence to our garden, pulled down all the corn stalks, took bites out of all the watermelons and trampled the green beans. She was kind enough to pull the corn over the fence to share with Bellini that she later vomited all over our bed in the middle of the night. After a summer of work my husband and I each got one ear of corn.
Adoptable Fridays – Ham Solo
I chewed my foster mom’s sandal straps, now they won’t buckle!
Ham-Solo, who we call Hammie, is one of the sweetest pups we have fostered from Home For Good Dog in Berkley Heights, NJ . His fur is mostly black with brown highlights on his head and ears and little white spots on his chin and chest. He is very submissive and rolls to his back whenever my full grown lab noses him. He is adorably inquisitive about how things like garden hoses, training wheels and refrigerators work. He is happy to sit sweetly and let my 4 year old and all her soccer buddies pet him. When walking around the neighborhood people can’t believe how young he is because he is so calm and easygoing.
The Destroyers
Caesar, Cicero, Hiram, and Brutus came to live with me when they were about 3 weeks old as foster pups (part of a litter of 13 dumped at the local animal shelter). No one ever wanted them so they are my boys. This was them at about 7 months old. Now they are a year old and about 70 pounds each. Through this year they have chewed and destroyed sheetrock, 4 pairs of shoes, fabric for a quilt I was making, seats on outdoor table chairs, footboard of a bed, telephone cord, computer mouse cord, no-line trifocals, lined trifocals, car bumper, flashlight, carpet in the back room (it is now just a dog room), numerous dog beds, azaleas, dwarf nandinas, mimosa, ,tablecloths, bedspread, miniblinds, mattress pad, garden hoses, soaker hoses, $100 electronic collar, new dog collars, and 7 chairs. They have also scratched up hood on car and throw up in car every time they have to go anywhere. They have torn down fences and have dug up huge areas of the yard. I still adore them.
Editor’s note: You are an amazing dog-mom! Keep up the good work!