I have a sweet tooth and I stole my mom’s candy … a whole bag of it.
Mowgli decided he was tired of me ignoring him to study for the bar exam, so he stole a bag of strawberry licorice (which I had bought to have as study snacks) and ate the whole thing.
“My name is Lulu and I like to knock down the bathroom garbage and eat dirty kleenex when my mom and dad aren’t home”
Scarlet, our rescue German Shorthaired Pointer. Destroyer of dolls.
My mom and dad thought they outsmarted me when they chained the refrigerator shut. but today I outsmarted them and got into the freezer and ate 45 chicken nuggets!
Pinky, our recently adopted Vizsla-Pitt mix, got caught up in the wires to the TV, and broke the HDMI. No movies for us for a while!
May loves the taste of leather, apparently, judging from the number of shoes and belts we have lost to her.
Penny Lane is our 7 month old Dobie and has already learned to to sniff out the socks in the laundry basket. She gathers the socks and lays down with them. She is very proud of her sock treasure!
Mitch, retired shoe assassin. $ 400.00 worth of confirmed kills.
The bathroom door was left open and the toothpaste was on the counter. Fairgame…
Editor’s note: Human toothpaste isn’t recommended for dogs because they will likely swallow the paste, which contains fluoride that can cause gastrointestinal irritation or more significant problems in large amounts. On top of that, if your toothpaste contains xlitol (most commonly found in sugar-free gum), your pet could be seriously harmed. Please contact poison control or your local vet if you think your pet has ingested xlitol.
I got a new rabbit this week and Gigi was super jealous. I gave my bunny a carrot and Gigi went up in my room, stole it from the cage, and tried to eat it, resulting in a carroty mess.
