A Haiku
When my mom is gone
I like to eat a buffet
from the trashcan. Yum!
This is Harley. He actually broke our automatic trashcan soon after we got it by knocking it over. As you can see, he is not sorry!
Trashcan Buffet, a Haiku
Barbie’s always listening…
Rusty learned a valuable lesson about looking behind him before he bad-mouths Barbie.
I think I smell lovely!
Beau Beaux (aka “Pig”) is not ashamed- in fact, he thinks he smells quite lovely.
I Eat Before I Think
This is Lucky, who has eaten everything we own. He has eaten water hoses, books, dryer vents and grill parts. He once ate a sock in April and passed it in September. He needed a 4-inch incision to remove the rubber scraper. He’s old now and doesn’t eat as much weird stuff. Thank goodness.
Bed-eater
This is the second bed he has destroyed. I think he’s trying to tell me something. Either that, or he’s just a douchebag.
Snow Business!
My Mom made me go outside. I hate snow!! I left my Mom a present behind the couch. I am not sorry! This is Rayna, my Frenchie Pug, when it snows she sits at the door and howls until I let her back inside. She was really mad that I made her go out in the blizzard this morning and she let me know this by doing her thing inside.
Am I Jerky?
Radley stole and ate all the beef jerky out of his mom’s purse while she was dropping off his sister at daycare. He is not ashamed about eating the jerky and only about the Christmas sweater he was forced to wear.
Hitch Shaming
Hitch doesn’t play well with others.
Happy Birthday Daddy!!!
No one asked me if I wanted birthday cake………..so i took matters into my own hands!!!
Cylon Attack
Ollie and Jax eat everything! The DVDs were really bad as I was 3 episodes from finishing the series. 🙁 Ollie was especially not ashamed as he continued to roll on the DVDs while I tried to take the picture.
