“I had a party while my parents were at work. I am NOT sorry, it was worth it!”
Posts Tagged: Australian Shepherd
BFFs
“My bro likes me too much sometimes.”
Titan is a Corgi/mini Aussie who shadows closely everyone he loves, attaching some part of his little body to his chosen ‘host’ body. Today it was Willie, his BFF and brother, who hosted the attachment in the car.
Hungry Eyes
I eat the eyes out of all of my stuffed animals because I don’t like when they stare at me.
I Eighty-Sixed Your 6
Finn decided that he didn’t like Apple today.
Slug Eater
I ate a slug, vomitted up my dinner on my bed, and then re-ate the dinner before mum could clean it. Not sorry 🙂
Editor’s Note: Depending on your geographical location, slugs and snails may be poisonous to your pups. Please consult your vet if you think your dog may have ingested a slimy critter.
It was Totally Worth it.
I got kicked out of daycare for humping.
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
Bono farks whenever he gets nervous or sees the mailman.
Asta La Lipstick, Baby
I eat my Mom’s lipstick.
Asta the Dog
Toilet Water is an Acquired Taste
Andrea’s pup, Silver, wanted to help her out during the stress of the Holiday season by not requiring a water dish! She got it straight from the source! You’re welcome.
Dog food tastes like cardboard anyway
When feeling bored, Boomer (aka Bummer) likes to steal objects and leave the evidence on the living room rug: some edible, some not. We THINK this tissue box was empty. We KNOW part of the cardboard box was ingested.