Throughout 15 hours of grading I had strategically placed the Surface Pro pen out of reach. Then I didn’t…
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
I was mad that Mommy and Daddy left me at home to go on a date night so I had my own date with their leftover pizza.
All Febe Buffay wanted to do was play with her neighbour…
“I tear up pee pads when I feel ignored.” -Tuco
I tripped my mom and broke her leg the week before we had to move. My dad is not happy with me.
Mommy is a teacher and I ate her homework-papers that’s he needed to grade. The kids will LOVE you me!!!
“I convince my brother to go outside and then I run back in and eat his supper”
I tore mom’s cashmere scarf into pieces and shredded an entire roll of poop bags (while they were at the grocery store for 20 minutes)
Texas thunderstorms are really scary. I need my family to stay awake with me so I can “protect” them all night long.
Albert decided to scale onto the kitchen counter where there just happened to be a lamb roast……hence the box of shame…