I can jump 5 feet in the air to catch the neighbours chicken in mid flight, but I wont play Frisbee.
PS. The chicken lived.
Frisbee is for the Birds
CARL!!!!!
I did what Shane, the Governor, and 4 seasons of walkers couldn’t do…I killed Rick Grimes!
Love, Jasmine
Cat food > dog food
“When my parents turned around, I was eating out of the cat dish– as fast as I could.” The shocked cat still had her face in the dish but had forgotten to keep chewing.
Sleepless nights
This is my family’s new rescue puppy Bella. We got her after my other dog passed away (he was 14). Apparently my family forgot how fun the puppy years are.
(Update- apparently she isn’t afraid of the mop, vacuum, or snowblower. Uh oh!)
Editor’s note: Katie sent me a very sweet message that dogshaming lifted her spirits when she was down. I’m so happy that this site brings joy to so many people. Thanks Katie!!
Keep rollin’
Bentley often gets the cardboard tubes with treats in when the kitchen roll is empty but really couldn’t wait and tried to empty it for us!!
Rain, Rain, Go Away
I didn’t want to go outside in the rain, so I peed in the basement. My mom stepped in it.
I’m a jerk.
I can’t bear to be apart!
Fozzie likes getting “intimate” with the bear.. It needs a wash now..
I h(ate) high heels
“I eat the heels off my mums high heels, ( including her wedding shoes)”
-Beasley
I find my 6 month old pug Beasley in my closet eating my heels on a very regular basis, she doesn’t touch my other shoes, but she is banned from the closet now.
Need More Thumbs
Laredo is afraid of the garbage truck and try’s to get outside every time it goes by.
Doggy psyche analysis complete: you’re a sock-a-holic!
BUSTED!!!
My name is Max Smith and I am 1 1/2 years old. I live in Atlanta, GA. I like to steal different types of socks, chew on them, and then take naps… I was just informed that a Functional Behavior Analysis and Behavior Modification Plan may need to be implemented immediately.
Note to Self (and all Pitbulls out there): Next time do not let parent choose girlfriend who is a School Psychologist!!! #DogShaming
