Quincy refuses to poop in OUR yard and runs straight to the neighbours’ house to relieve himself.
Quincy has the wrong bathroom!
Gatsby loves [a party] shoe
…and we all know what happened to Gatsby in the end.
“I just wanted to play too!”
Daisy really loves my boyfriend, but he’s still haunted by memories of getting a cold dog nose in the grundle.
I punched a cat
…and he didn’t like it.
“I jumped up on my crate & punched the cat… then I cried for 20 mins because she wouldn’t cuddle ~ Harpo”
Harpo Barx doesn’t quite understand the meaning of the word “subtlety”. He also doesn’t understand why Darcy-cat never wants to hang out with him.
(No cats were harmed, just one goofy, cat-loving Dalmatian’s feelings)
You’re why mommy drinks, Whiskey.
Aptly named, we have an epic bad dog named Whiskey. This week alone she has broken out of her metal kennel 3 times, destroyed all couch cushions (twice…even tore through the duct tape holding them back together), pulled up the carpeting in the living room, eaten two purses, 1 straw beach bag, 4 rolls of yarn, and a decorative pillow.
If you don’t believe owner Kris, click here for proof!!
Daddy, let me show you how much I love you…be peeing on you.
After being taken outside to use the bathroom, and watching his twin sister get brushed, Tesla decided to pee all over himself, Dad, the floor and the rug while dad was brushing his stomach. Yes. He was on his back and peeing up into the air like a fountain.
Happy Father’s Day all over your pillow.
Let him outside for a bit, and you never know what poop he will find!
B&Es for unmentionables!
Daddy had to make an off duty arrest when Lexi was found to be breaking & entering into mommy’s closet and caught red pawed with the goods.
I Did This
Henry is our 3 month old yellow lab. He digs into the floor all the time and finally got one whole tile loose… I think he’s trying to tell us we need a new floor. He is not ashamed!
Cheeky Chop Wiper
I wipe my dirty chops on the side of the fridge when I think no-one is looking.
