I pooped in the front seat of my owners Ute, then sat in it. It took ages to clean me up then he had to clean the Ute. The smell lasted for days.
Editor’s note: a ute is is a term used originally in Australia and New Zealand to describe passenger vehicles with a cargo tray in the rear.
Zoe likes to steal the hoof trimmings from the farrier while he trims my horses feet. Zoe loves them but her tummy doesn’t, it likes to make sure we both know it’s mad.
Bruce has an acquired taste for Chapstick..cherry is his favourite flavour.
It’s laundry day and ma likes her lingerie a little dirty.
(me too)
“I eat bras”
…and he didn’t like it.
“I jumped up on my crate & punched the cat… then I cried for 20 mins because she wouldn’t cuddle ~ Harpo”
Harpo Barx doesn’t quite understand the meaning of the word “subtlety”. He also doesn’t understand why Darcy-cat never wants to hang out with him.
(No cats were harmed, just one goofy, cat-loving Dalmatian’s feelings)
I move into Mum’s spot every time she gets up. I hate it when mum does work. Meg. Never sorry.
Meg is never sorry when she gets her own way. She is, however very good at making me feel guilty for even contemplating doing anything other than walking, patting, feeding or playing with her.
Do not leave the plate unattended because you will miss your meal.
Leonardo is stunning black and white 1.5 year old Dalmatian Cross who lives in the lower mainland of British Columbia, Canada. He’s currently being fostered by Last Chance Rescue. He is a medium sized boy who loves people. He’s a loving dog with an excellent temperament and loves to just give you hugs and curl up with you on the sofa.Under all that love is an extremely high energy pup that will need lots of exercise. A home with a yard for Leo is recommended, as apartment living would not suit him. Leo is currently working on crate training and does have a bit of separation anxiety. Here’s Leo’s profile.
I don’t chew on shoes or the kids toys… I like drywall. The newer the reno, the more holes I will put in the wall.
Love, Sparkle -the Dalmatian
I’m always shivering, so Mom decided to leave my walking coat on me inside. I prefer body heat, so I chewed the coat off and presented it to mom in tatters. And I don’t feel ashamed.
