“I jump the fence and bark at passerby. Can I have a cookie?”
Rosie jumps the fence every chance she gets and then barks at everyone walking by the house. Sometimes she has to be lured back with a cookie.
Don’t Fence Me In
Toilet drinker
I can do with the toilet drinking. However, when it hasn’t been flushed – disgusting!
Monopoly Board
Hey! My name is Tyson and I like to sit on the Monopoly Board when my owners are playing, until they bring my own blanket and put it beside them.
I’ll show you how to TP…
Yadi has a problem with toilet paper…
Dry-clean only
I ate poop and threw it up on my mom’s down comforter. Then I did it again.
Freshly laundered white sheets
I ‘d just finished putting clean white sheets on the bed when Rocky decided he liked patterned sheets better.
“I like pattern on sheets better”
Toe Jam is the Best!
Toe Jam is the best!
Ink Blot Test
One, or both, of us ate an ink pen on our mom’s brand new comforter. -Tank and Pullo
Dog Breath
$900 worth of dental work in the past year, and Clementine Maxine can still peel the paint off walls with her breath.
Petroleum Pup
Eunice Jolene loves to eat vaseline. She will trash the bathroom to get her fix…and shortly afterward, trashes anything her butt comes into contact with as the vaseline slowly oozes it’s way out.
