Posts Tagged: American Staffordshire Terrier

“I fart when I get excited :(”

Silly Hazel loves to greet her two moms with a nice big smile and methane cuddles at the end of the day.

I sleep in the bed and fart all night. Silent but deadly, the robust smell of Dexter’s gas can wake up mommy from a sound sleep. As mother jumps out of bed and opens a window to clear the air, Dexter will often pick up his head, give a sniff and a sidelong glance as if to say with pride: ‘yeah, that was me.’ All that expensive no grain, high protein dog food keeps him trim and healthy, but wow, it sure does generate a punch.