I learned that they don’t sell cards that say “I’m sorry my puppy peed on your baby” We had to make our own
I took my English Bulldog Piggy into Petco to get her shots updated, and she decided to poop on the floor not only once, but twice in a crowded area with other dogs. She then got out of her collar and ran off in the store as I was trying to pay. The whole area they were giving shots at smelled like poo as we were leaving. So embarrassing.
I ate an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol and turned the couch (and myself) pink.
Hermes ate one remote and then ate the back-up the night before the Super Bowl. Channel-changing was not possible without a remote.
I pooped in a soccer player’s cleat at work (and it was diarrhea)
“I destroyed my sister’s table, attempted to break into the food bin, and pushed the crate around …. with the CAT in it, while mom and dad went to brunch.”
Lilly and Lizzy are naughty
My name is Piper and today I am 6 months old. I decided to celebrate this milestone by digging in the yard and making a muddy mess. I thought my 1/2 birthday needed some puppy themed decor, so I ran through the house like a crazy girl and tracked muddy paw prints all over the white carpet. My mom was less than thrilled with my decorations and give me an impromptu mid-day bath. Maybe she will be happier with my decorations in another 6 months when we celebrate my first birthday…
“I chewed up my mommy’s goggles.” Sorry not sorry.
#Benjithepug doesn’t like it when his mommy needs to study for lab because he doesn’t get any love, so he decided to chew up and take apart her goggles to make a statement instead.
I steal food from the tortoise. – Jules
WTF?!?! Again?!? – Pookie