No one will come over because I bite them. Editor’s note: Maybe it’s time for some training lessons?

I unpacked my mom’s suitcase and made it into a bed, even though I already have three. I am not ashamed. – Princess Nellie Princess Nellie has a cushy bed in every room of the house, but she decided that my suitcase would be much more comfy, so she threw my neatly packed clothes all over the room and climbed in. Sigh. A Princess will have her way. She is not ashamed.

Finnegan likes to throw his toys around the house. Well he got carried away one day with his plastic jolly ball and threw it at the tv. “I broke Mommy & Daddy’s flat screen TV by playing ball in the house. I’m only ashamed they took my ball away! -Finnegan Appa (Yes, I throw the ball to myself, I am very talented)”

Our 6 year-old Samoyed, Zivah, likes to eat from the litter box.

Tango steals all socks- there are many missing pairs in our house since he has lived with us, it is his signature move.

I got into the trash, drug it all over the house and the yard, and I don’t even have enough shame to refrain from snuggling with the evidence.

Olive got hungry and decided to make the utility bill her afternoon snack.

Zora chewed open a blue pen and got ink all over the white couch. It took forever to get the stain out.

Mommy’s sweater is now my bad dog sweater.

Maymo the lemon beagle and his sister Penny engage in pillow fighting tournaments when they are left home alone. For more Maymo, check out his YouTube page HERE or Facebook page HERE.