I caught this fish so don’t ask me to throw it back.
“My bro likes me too much sometimes.”
Titan is a Corgi/mini Aussie who shadows closely everyone he loves, attaching some part of his little body to his chosen ‘host’ body. Today it was Willie, his BFF and brother, who hosted the attachment in the car.
Boss let us know one morning…”I need more fiber.” Much to the chagrin of our backyard birds.
Lexi the Maltipoo gnawed through a plastic bag to enjoy the sweet sweet taste of forbidden (and potentially poisonous) Watermelon gum!
A quick stomach pump and afternoon stay at the vet later… She was home.
(She’s not sorry)
J.A.R.V.I.S… can you imagine humbly handing someone back their underwear.. with a tiny teeth marks torn in them..??
while guests are seated on the toilet .. i barge in and try to pull their pants all the way off..
Oh yes, right in the middle of a professional photo shoot.
A nice man gave me a pat …
So I pulled his pants down!
On our afternoon walk a hot jogger approached to say hi and give the dogs a pat.
Miss excitable 1 yr old rottie bounced up at the unprecedented attention and got her paw caught in the joggers shorts pocket.
When she came back to ground so did his shorts 😮 sorry mate! Hot jocks though!
I was humping my mommy, like I always do…. BUT this time I FARTED with each thrust!!!
This is one of the things they don’t tell you about Dog ownership. Needless to say, after the ‘extraction’, there was no dignity left from either of us.
I mope by my food dish every morning to make my mom think dad forgot to feed me, in hopes of getting a second helping.