I like to barf behind furniture so no one finds it for a long time.
I steal plush toys from toddlers in my dog park. I’m untroubled when they cry
I ate my Mom & Dad’s pillow and pillowcase while Mom was at Bible Study. She’s not buying the fact that the Devil made me do it. I’m a big jerk. I’m not sorry. Buddy
What can I say – this dog is obsessed with digging out underwear from the bottom of the laundry basket and then taking it to another room to hang out with it
Sorry for stealing your sandwiches Grandad.
I ran really fast through the house…got stuck in the curtains and pulled them out of the wall sending the curtain rod flying through Mom & Dad’s flatscreen TV. I couldn’t care less.
“I just stole the pizza box from the counter and ate 3 pieces. No regrets!”
Don’t let his cuteness fool you, people. He is cunning and calculating and preys on poor innocent children who leave their pizza unattended!
This is Leonard, our 2 yr old shelter pup. He’s hort on manners but makes up for it in personality, lol.
This is what happens when mom has to go away on a business trip.
Poppy loves cat food…but cat food doesn’t love her.