Getting a hug from Griffin turned dangerous
I peed on the bed, while my dog sitter was sleeping in it!
I went in the forbidden stinky canal and had to have an angry bath. But I’ll go back there…
Only a thousand trees in the whole forest so I chose his leg.
A haiku by Loki.
Chico loves to bark at big dogs and when they look his way he hides
“I Killed This Pink Marker” – Charlie
Came home to find Charlie’s white paws bright pink because she had eaten and demolished a Mr. Sketch marker.
Fed Ex dropped a box of steaks into the gated back yard with the dogs. Not much was left and there were dog farts for days.
I got home from work early to find that he had gotten into the trash and then spread the love into the living room…
I barked all the way through my mommy’s conference call.
Gozer decided to take a nap on my pillow, but felt the need for some essential modifications to the case first.