My fiancé and I left to go to the spa and when we came home I found my notebook on Sally’s bed! I opened it up and the 5 pages of our wedding guest’s addresses were GONE! There was evidence all over the couch and on her bed!
After his morning run followed by breakfast, Frankie broke into the laundry while I was in the shower and helped himself to his big brother’s bag of food – about 4kg worth! A trip to the emergency vet and an overnight stay in hospital turned it into a very expensive meal.
I rolled in poop and then head-butted my mom when she tried to dry me after my subsequent bath.
PS. she had just bathed me less than 48 hours ago.
PPS. I may have also eaten the poop as my breath stinks!
I go in the shower, turn around & close the door, then I can’t get out. Skittles
My Mum’s not going to be a very good small animal vet…
Because my farts make her heave!!!
Lucy and Linus snack on goose poop …so they had to get expensive vaccinations to protect them nasty bugs that might be in their favorite outdoor snack.
Only believe half of what you read in the newspaper.
My parents provide me puppy pads all over the house. I seldom acknowledge them, but on the rare occasion that I do, I barely stand on the edge of the puppy pad while me bum is still hovering over the rug.
Dewey is a rescue that came to us at 3 years old and we quickly found out he ate his own poop. Every. SINGLE. Day. We tried to break him of it to no avail. He is 10 now and has a habit of licking his legs which makes him smell like fecal matter. My son made him a shame hat out of a tuna can. I think Dewey feels some shame…..but as he ate his own poop as usual this morning… so maybe not.
Blanket hand knitted by family friend. Destroyed.