Someone got into a tub of Vaseline, not realizing that it was going to cause his butt to leak for the following 12 hours. I don’t know who had it worse – me, or him.
Jess is 10 months old and has quite the appetite for cords of all kinds. He ate the vacuum cord (and continued to shed like a beast while we waited for a replacement cord), satellite cable (no tv for us) and laptop charger (who needs to do any work). They were all very delicious. So not sorry.
I am a very BAD girl because I’m not supposed to be on tables!!
Mommy and Daddy don’t want me on the couch.
Loki loves to drink out of the bathroom sink. Whenever you turn on the faucet he comes right in and pushes you out of the way so that he can get a drink. He’s not sorry and he will keep doing it unless you shut him out. But at least he’s stopped tearing apart the rolls of toilet paper on the dispenser.
I steal food when my mom’s turn their back…and I’ll do it again! #sorrynotsorry -Felicity
I ate my Mom’s “boyfriend”.
Bella is a 14 year old pup that we rescued 4 years ago. She is a very good girl and we have no idea why anyone ever gave her up! She really has never done anything terrible since we rescued her except maybe chew some tissues out of the bathroom trash (eww) but we since have moved it out of reach and I was never able to catch her in the act! I snapped this picture while she was sitting on the steps, looking super sorry but she didn’t even do anything wrong!
The pet hotel won’t let me stay anymore because they say i’m too big! But, my parents say i’m just a little puppy. I’m sorry I’m so big.
Dagger, our Blue Lacy, has recently become an only dog in our family. Things on the counters have started to disappear when we leave now. We must have a food burglar that keeps breaking in and not setting off our house alarm. The dozen cookies that were left cooling somehow were eaten.