“I have a sore throat.” Sir Lancelot knocked over a trash can in an effort to get my cough drop wrappers from the night before.
I pulled my Dog Shaming book down off the coffee table and ate it.
I eat poop and it upsets my stomach (weird!), so I leaked diarrhea in Mommy’s home office… and she sat in it.
She showered and cleaned it up.
A few minutes later, I thanked her by throwing up poop all over her.
… I thought it was hysterical.
I received a “time out” in doggy day care for getting too “friendly” with the other dogs in my play group.
The Time Out Report says “Milo received a time out during the PM play session for humping”
I heard voices from the floor next to my chair. Oh no, my dog activated Siri from biting through my heavy duty phone case and cracked the glass!!
Leo is a Catahoula pup who just turned one.
He is a good boy. He gets so excited to be out
side that he pee’s all over him self. Guess he’s
not a big boy yet. Leo is a wonderful addition
to our family. We love our Catahoula!
I got mad when mom took dad to urgent care and left me home alone, so I “redecorated.”
This is the fourth loofa I’ve destroyed. Sorry, not sorry.
We didn’t think we could get another dog who could find things to eat, but we did. Fish food is a favourite, even though it is tucked in the closet.
Bandit, Bella and Flicka wearing their respective signs that read, “I Got a Bath…Because…I Peed on my Brother.”