I got bored while you were in the store, Mom, so I checked out today’s mail!
Posts Categorized: mailman meanies
My dog, Otto, escaped through the side door that did not shut completely behind my boyfriend and Otto decided it was his job to protect us from the evil brown delivery truck.
“We didn’t wait for mom to get home to open our BarkBox!”
My son brought the BarkBox in from the porch and put it on the island in the kitchen before leaving the house. The dogs seem to have taken things into their own paws from there! By the time I returned home they had completely eaten all evidence of two of the five items listed on the packing slip.
While Mommy was at work I managed to open up the box of heartworm meds all by myself. Turns out, not only were there meds in the box, there was also a bone!
I can’t get mad at this face.
Zachy checks all the parcels that are left by the mailman. He provides a very thorough service.
“I’ve bit the mailman so much my mom has to pick up the mail from the post office now..”
I bite packages when the UPS man drops them over the fence
Roxy likes to chase squirrels and hop the fence while doing so, but always forgets her skills when she’s done and wants back into the yard. She also likes to hop over and greet the mail carrier or UPS delivery person…
“We took delivery of the UPS package with mom’s $90 blouse inside…Thanks UPS!”