Note: “I like to chew Mom’s favorite things in half. -Pico”
Pico likes to “scissor” things between his teeth. Like the sleeve of Mom’s favorite shirt. Or the handle on her new tote bag. Or his own leash…
Edward Scissor Teeth
Lazy Beagle
“I refuse to get up when my mom makes the bed”
This is Squid, the 10-year-old beagle. She likes to sleep in late, so bed-making is extremely difficult.
Watch out for the hole!
I dug a huge hole in the yard and my mommy tripped in it.
Sock it to me, baby!
I eat people’s dirty socks.
Destroyed PS3 Controller
Bailey is does not appreciate being ignored when Daddy is playing Madden 13. Today he got even.
Blanket Blunder
“No, I’m not getting up and yes I ripped the blanket.” Brooklyn my two year old lazy Miniature English Bulldog loves to snuggle in blankets and also occasionally rip them to shreds.
Caught wood-handed
Hi, my name is Rugger but my mom is going to change my name to Panda because she just caught me eating the last of the bamboo coasters.
Thomas Jefferson
I broke my Mama’s leg. No walks for a year. Bummer!
Cacau, the opportunist
I stole the toilet paper while my dad was in the shower because I knew there was nothing he could do about it.
Stinky, farting dog.
This is my 8 year old dachshund Ginger. She’ll occasionally let some pretty stinky farts out, and this time she happened to fart near my face.
