My name is E-lynn.. It was New Year’s Eve & they left Portia (my BFF) and I home alone again.. So I decided to demolish a brand new leather jacket that was less than a week old. My family just unpacked from Christmas vacation and all the jackets were in a pile. I decided to pull the leather one from the bottom of the pile and chew off the entire sleeve. And here I am 🙂
I drink water too fast, than walk away and throw it right back up on the floor. (I am the reason we will never have carpeted floors.)
Such a strange thing to see after walking into the bedroom…
It’s raining so I think it’s perfectly fine to do my business inside the house.
-Wellington
We live beside a school- and if he sees children under 4- he just needs to greet them- even if they are not so fond of it. He usually ends up terrifying them.
I had just taken the turkey out of the over and left it on the counter to cool. I then went up and got my shower, thinking the pan was to hot for the cats to mess with. Boy, was I wrong! My oldest cat, who is a rescue and has yet to break the habit of stealing food, knocked over the pan. When I came back down, I found our five cats and Saphera finishing off the last of the turkey.
I ate all the turkey (With the help of the cats)
I sneak under the fence and visit the inside of other homes, so my mom makes me wear this bumper of shame.
I wrapped the presents this morning and left them under the tree all day. Stella and Darryl had no interest in them until I went out – for 30 minutes. They opened – every – single – one.
Sign reads: “YAY! We opened all the Christmas presents! (It’s November 24)
After my brother steals people food and throws it up, I’m always there to clean up the mess before Daddy can even get to it.
Since she broke her leg, we will not let her play with her brother (who is a cat) because of her cast… She thought if she chewed it off she could play..
