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I love to eat clothes!
I love to eat clothes, shoes and bathroom trash!
Need more fiber
Teddy gets into my bathroom trash can when I’m not paying attention.
I like to eat used kleenex. Tasty!
Happy International Cat day!
Leo is like a dog in a cat’s body. He lives for food! So, when I throw something in the trash that he thinks could be good….this happens! Bad “dog”!
Biggie: 1 Lint: 0
I eat dryer lint from the trash!
Sore Throat
“I have a sore throat.” Sir Lancelot knocked over a trash can in an effort to get my cough drop wrappers from the night before.
Why do they do this?!?!
I got home from work early to find that he had gotten into the trash and then spread the love into the living room…
Recycled Artwork
“My mommy was in her studio making art, so I decided to make some art out of ‘recycled’ materials.”
I’m Gonna Wasa-be Sorry Tomorroow
My mom and sister went to the ice rink and I helped myself to sushi with a side of Wasabi from the trash can, but I left the soy sauce alone. I am not ashamed.
Thanks for Visiting! Come Again.
Oliver and Daisy welcomed the robbers into our house. My parents were in town visiting for my grandmother’s funeral. We went out for dinner and came home to find the house had been trashed and electronics stolen. Final count included two laptops, two cameras, my dad’s backpack, car keys and my mom’s half eaten pack of Twizzlers gone. When the police found the guys who did it, they commented on how friendly my dogs were!
Sign says “We welcomed the robbers and watched them take Mom, Gramma and Papa’s stuff! Thanks for visiting- come again!”
They haven’t exhibited any remorse.