In the twelve months I’ve been in my new home, this what I have destroyed:
12 – Window Blinds
11 – Scratched Doors
10 – Holes in the Ponds
9 – Toilet Roll Holders
8 – Kitchen Throw Rugs
7 – Pairs of Shoes
6 – Jacket Linings
5 – Golfing Hats
4 – Pairs of Glasses
3 – Crown Moldings
2 – Doggie Collars, and
The Carpet in the Master Bedroom!
Doug and Daisy are best friends and do everything together, apparently even destroying things together as accomplices. I left my hat and sunglasses on the back of the couch when I went to work and came home to find the dogs hiding and my stuff destroyed
This is Cheyanne helping mom study. She came home and found that I had destroyed her brand new drug book and study guide. I later pooped out different medication names.
My bed is 2 months old, but I thought I needed a new one – Thor
I came home one evening to find green “fluff” all over the dining room. I couldn’t figure out what toy he had destroyed, but caught him in the act later on…he had ripped the seams out of his bed, so he could dig the stuffing out!!
I chewed $80 to shreds, after I pulled it from Dad’s wallet, While he was fixing the floor that I already destroyed. But I am not ashamed. I am a Jack Russel!
Moxies nickname is monster moxie, and I have watched her since she was about 8 weeks old. Her owners went out of town for the first time since they got her. She wasn’t a perfect angel but was reasonably good all things considered… Until the very last day when she unleashed her inner monster! She destroyed about 8 coffee table decorations, a wicker basket, 3 magazines, and rearranged the furniture all in one morning! She acts sorry now but I know its only a matter of time before she unleashes he monster again!
One year ago Finn destroyed his first bed. Today, he showed us again how much he loves to shred his dog bed 🙂
About 2 hours after a meticulously planned wedding notebook was put together, Howie thought mommy could chill out a little on the wedding planning… So he destroyed it. All of it.
“I destroyed my sister’s table, attempted to break into the food bin, and pushed the crate around …. with the CAT in it, while mom and dad went to brunch.”
“I managed to reach moms nightstand and took her $300 pair of favourite glasses and destroyed them within minutes, now she is mad AND blind” – Otto Von Bismarck
