Hotch, our 3 year-old Golden Retriever ate our last will and testament. He was not sorry.
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I am an Agility Champion but I can’t turn tight enough entering the hallway.
My 3 1/2 month old corgi has gone a month without accidents – he is as smart as a whip. I was tired because we were getting up early. The snooze went off and I hit it twice. My puppy, Lambeau was pacing on the bed. I would push him down and say “go back to sleep.” But when I hit the snooze button the third time and plopped back into bed, my corgi walked up to my chest, kissed me in the face and peed all over my chest.
I bit my mom and got in trouble….so I ate my daddy’s shoe
“Whenever I hear someone say ‘Here Kitty Kitty’ I’m always the first one there.” Every. Single. Time.
“I chewed a bunch of fur off my butt when my sitter was staying w/ us & now I’m itchy AND in the cone of SHAME.”
Sign reads: “Do you want to send me back yet??”
My husband came home to find the $50 gift certificate given to me from my boss for my birthday, carefully ripped into 3 pieces. It was up on a bookshelf, by the way.
(Mugga was adopted, hence the reference to ‘sending him back’)
Pippi got hit by a car and thankfully was not injured. She bit me when I pinned her down immediately after the car hit her, I was trying to put her collar back on. She was uninjured….I’m going to a hand surgeon this week….Pippi monster!
Gomer poops on your weak attempt to regulate where she poops.
My wife started giving our Corgi some hot tea during the Winter. Now whenever she makes herself a cup of hot tea, she will make him a cup of hot tea or he will not let her drink her tea in peace. She started drinking tea with cream when we went to Ireland. The sign says, “I make my mommy make me a cup of hot tea OR I will not leaver her alone.”